So. I don’t have to be anywhere tomorrow, and my kidly is having a pre- chri$tmas fun minibreak with her Dad. Conditions are ripe for a drinksies. I was going to watch a DVD, but for some reason I thought it a better idea to blog. So here we go:
Firstly, let me say that getting shitfaced isn’t my aim. That wouldn’t be amazing for my health. Or yours. ( espesh if you read this). But if i do happen to get shitfaced, then I won’t be stopping me. Anyway, I’m only on my
8th 3rd brandy . What better time to do a “not-looking-at-page” drawing than now!
P.s. I just ate a piece of smoked cheddar off the carpet. (Five minute rule!)
You have to guess who this picture is. Of. Here:
( I coloured it with looking ie my eyes, but only the coloured bits)
I bet you’ll think it’s The Mad Hatter.
Anyway. A few brandies have elapsed. How fucking cool are top hats??? Please, someone cooler than me please make them fashionable again. I have one. I had a bigger head at the time I got it, due to my massive hair . Without sounding too vain, I looked fucking great in mine. But now that I wear my hair short, my head is less voluminous, so my top hat falls over my eyes. I don’t know what to do. Maybe I could cut eyeholes in it. That’d be sexy.